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the absolutly  only "positive" thing about this game is the top notch voice acting with notables like Kevin Conroy, Mark Hamill, Adam Baldwin, and Susan Eisenberg, Gina Torres , Dwight Schultz,  Wil  Wheaton, Michelle Forbes, James Marsters,Arleen Sorkin, Corey Burton  and the list goes on.

The rest of his game is pure and utter shit! oh my God where do I even begin? Let's begin at the beginning it all started in the year 2008 , with the  an promise from the developement team  not to make this like any other MMO that we have ever played? And it  ultimately fucking failed! And it all started with the beta, which was to be from December 14,2010 to January 5th 2011. It should also be noted that when it "closed" their were several technical issues that were resolved with the release. It also should be noted, this was my 1st official beta test of game. The beta sign up was a "cluster fuck " with in it's self. Plus I actually paid the $60.00 for this p.o.s ! So take that! You self-entitled losers! 

I can't mention this "shit game" without mentioning Jens Anderson the creative director of DCUO. I know he's awfully proud of DCUO, but I hell I wouldn't be.  Personally, he should quit his day job and find something else? Because he sucks at making games. I used to respect him at one time? But he lost all fucking credibility, as gamer and a comic-book designer with DCUO. After playing DCUO , you can see why the New 52 sucked so bad lol! In fact I can't look at anything DC related,without thinking about this "turd" of game. I think what bothered me so much is that every single game reviewer "loved" DCUO?  Of course they also lost credibility too. You look at these complete an utter losers that still play DCUO, and you think to yourself wtf? This game is so basic and fucking "generic" it's not even fucking funny. There are two cities in this entire game Gotham and Metropolis, and that's not even counting the dlc. "smh" Now the fanboys will argue to death that DCUO is not dead. Well they're are completely delusional . Granted it's generating money, but that's all it's doing. I remember one time on Facebook, their was the dude that was so excited to play DCUO? And he downloaded it, and played for about I'm guessing 20 minuets, and came back and said "hell no!" and quit.  He is one of the smart ones. Unfortunately that's not always the case with DCUO , one the most important parts of an MMO, Is the "online" or Social part of an mmo. And DCUO had none, unless you count the complete and utter "toxic" behavior displayed there. I'm talking "zero" moderation and other's have claimed in the past to be moderators? But they're just paid volunteers, and they're just as corrupted as the game it's self.   Never since Myspace have I ever seen such a display of negative behavior. Everything to hate crimes to sexual harassment, DCUO has you completely covered. Just Wow! thankfully I am fully desensitized to this. But other's are not fortunate. let's put it this way I wouldn't worse this game on my worse enemy. Because that would be down right, cruel. Now let's talk about the typical DCUO player "smh" can you say "cult member" I am not fucking kidding about that either.  These gamers IF asked? would literately lay their lives down for DCUO. They are beyond fanboys and they even border on "batshit insane" and Daybreak games couldn't be happier about that. See IF they kicked out the "trash" in the game, their would literately be no one left to play DCUO. Because if their was any one decent left in DCUO they either quit, Or they were deliberately run out by the self entitled crowd a long time ago:( Which is truly sad, when you you think about it.  This game is there entire lives and there only social out put.  You would would have to be , a masochist to want to play DCUO. To give you an example of what this crowd is like, it's like the end of Star Wars episode III. Where Darth Vader let's out that NOOOOOOO!  it's that same reaction every single time when the game goes down for pretty much anything.  For most, it's a sick fucking obsession. I wish! I was exaggerating  but I am not. I have seen it first hand :( Just look on the official forums or their Facebook or Twitter page sometime? It's truly sad. 


 
 


Now again personally , I always felt that DCUO should be on the list of the worse games in history. Right along with, E.T. the video game, Superman64 and Aquaman 64. And I also wonder why this game never got hacked or attacked? Then I found out "two things" in order for a game to be on the list of the worse games in history , it had to be have given bad reviews. And second, the "hackers" were the ones playing DCUO. 

I will try to include some actual game play from DCUO? So you can see first hand the carnage that is DCUO.

So what's the TRUTH here? This game is garbage! In fact it should be buried in a toxic waste dump. It literately boggles my fucking mind, how this p.o.s game ever got made? Who fucked whom? this "game" is a complete and utter cancer on anything gaming or the DC universe. It absolutely offends me as a Hardcore Gamer:(  This game is so fucking retarded! and should be called either "Defective Crap Universe Online" Or DC Cult Offline" This is definitively for the Super fanboys out their. And any fucking "sane" person should avoid this game like the fucking plague. IF I actually did "numerical scores" or Grades or even a "star system" I would give a 0 out of 10 , and F - and just a "point" on a star. So, rest in pieces DC Universe Online. REST IN PIECES!!!


P.S.  In my recent rant about DCUO, I forgot to mention CR or "combat rating" First DCUO was a "pissing contest" and CR made a full on "dick measuring contest" see CR was "intended" to be used for certain content OK?  BUT!!! you know how thing's become so "toxifed" so quickly. And DCUO was not above that either. Basically. the trolls used it as way to bully, intimidate, or otherwise harass other players. Let tell you something I have been playing DCUO since 2011, and all the CR, SP and Gear? Don't mean Dick! if you can't even play DCUO properly. I find it so fucking laughable when I come across a LvL 30 player and CR way over 100. And you still have on your fucking PVP indicators  on."talk about telegraphing a punch" Derp! Or the fact you can't block or block break or interrupt an attack!  You stupid clueless, fuck. LoL. You know at one point I actually read they being DCUO,SOE and now Daybreak Games. Were considering in adding "leader -boards?!  " Fuck! game over:( So let's re-cap shall we, 1st nail in the "DCUO coffin" this game went f2p in 6 months or less. LoL! fuck, they could have just made this f2p to begin with and have the premier at Gamefly. The 2nd nail in the "DCUO coffin" was the introduction and immediate failure of CR. I'm just waiting for the "final 3rd nail" in the DCUO coffin?  OK, rant over for now;) 




 


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Anonymous
02/26/2016 10:26pm

Best DCUO Review ever 11/10

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03/02/2016 7:45pm

Thanks :] I forgot to talk about , CR rating? In how it is was intended to be used vs. how it truly is being abused:[ Unfortunately my review , got taken down rather quickly. But regardless, the damage had been done;]

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