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Her name is Denise, and she's Kermit the Frog's new "girlfriend" on the Muppets. And the fan-douches and feminenazis  are pissed! OK let me point something out to you cluess fucking masses out their? She's a "puppet" OK technically a "muppet" but for all intense purposes she's not REAL! OK? she is an "inanimate object" she is made of "felt" and not "flesh and blood" {Rolls Eyes}  
Look I grew up with the Muppets, and I gotta tell you this is nothing new? Back in 1975 "the muppets" were on SNL , and they did a series of sketches called the Land of Gorch.  And it was definitively racy, and dark and with "adult undertones" 
{Here is part of the description of the show from the Mupppet Wiki page,
The Land of Gorch was a recurring sketch on the first season of Saturday Night LiveLorne Michaels, executive producer of the show, stated in a Tomorrow Show interview prior to the series' premiere that these sketches would feature a whole new group of adult Muppets "who can stay up late."

The Land of Gorch is a swampy alien landscape ruled by the blustering, oafish King Ploobis, who ignores his shrewish wife, Queen Peuta, in favor of his lovely female servant Vazh. Ploobis' right hand creature is the toadyScred, who cravenly sucks up to the king while carrying on a discreet love affair with Peuta. Ploobis' son, Wisss, is a dropout "crater-head", who sucks intoxicating gases from holes in the ground. The ultimate authority in Gorch is the Mighty Favog, who offers wisdom in exchange for regular sacrifices.}  
Now Jim Henson was apparently a "womanizer" so as guy I get it:) And in this "bit" there was Vahz, which was  King Ploobis's "lovely female servant" seen here. And I would say a good majority of the "Muppet" performers are men? Look people it's called "Human Nature" and personally I find all this just plain stupid!  The problem is with these feminazi's is well to put it bluntly need to "get laid" and they're mad because they're not the one's being "objectified" {rolls eyes} This reminds me of episode of American Dad episode entitled Dr. Klaustus. where he tell's Haley that "being a hippie is not sexy" and to take a shower once in a while:) 
And let's talk about Miss Piggy for a moment, shall we?  She's not exactly "innocent" in all of this too. Let's be REAL! she has a very bad temper, and is egotistical and has a "zero"  sense of humor when it comes to "pig humor" so it basically boils down to shall we say domestic abuse. Or would that be spousal abuse. Because IF you remember they got married at the end of Muppet's take Manhattan.  It should be "noted" that in the recent Muppet Movie's it was never mentioned again? 

  
Sources:  http://www.nationalreview.com/article/423437/kermit-the-frog-new-girlfriend-denise-thin-miss-piggy 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=feminazi

http://muppet.wikia.com/wiki/The_Land_of_Gorch

"I'm offended that your offended " 
Hey! feminenazis get over yourself already:( 







 
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